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Hey friendly little turret, think you could convince the other turrets to pay attention to my ID badge and not shoot at me?

I don’t have that authority, unfortunately. I can suggest it to them, but if you get them maaaad they will shootcha~.

Where…

portalgunpaige:

Is my  turret friend?

OH —I can open up the roof?? THE SKY. OOH IT’S THE SKY. Look at that…Ok…now…

A couple of open air rooms…mesh across the ceiling………aw plants don’t grow so fast as I’d like them to for this…

…..This test may cause…skin cancer.

But don’t worry. 

I’m sure I know how to fix it…

on some level.

HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE IN ME  PLEASE.

Hello!

TURRET. Hi.

u-UAH hello!

Helloo-oo
Where did you get your little turret? I want one so bad DD8
Love your blog by the way 83

I see you!

((I made him myself <:D Out of clay and memory wire)) 

I'm going to show you my plant collection. You're the only one who doesn't mind hanging out with me anyway.

I-I like hanging out with everyone!

When they bother to hang out with me. 

*picks up plant, picks up turret* >: I 'm takin you with me 'kay?

U-Uaaah. Where are we going?

Is your ask box usually empty? Reblog this if so.

portalgunpaige:

guiltyofbeinginspace:

miss-alice-liddell:

Always.

Usually.

Except when it’s not.

…Sadly. 

…I should see about doing something about this.

//foreveralone

commanderfantasy:

“You are so tiny!”“You are so… going to redemption.”“U-Uaaah…”

commanderfantasy:

“You are so tiny!”

“You are so… going to redemption.”

“U-Uaaah…”

I see that. It's a wonderful job you're doing here*smiles* it'll be big and tall before you know it!

I can’t wait to see what kind of plant it turns out to be! 

Oh wow, it is getting big*she pat's it's shell affectionately, curling up beside it*

-hums happily-

Thank you! I’ve been taking very good care of it!